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Park Shitty, Utah
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Fucking train wreck.

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Level 9 Artist
Normal Whistle
Ranked as Scout

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September 5th, 2011 I lost both my legs in a train accident. I was trying to jump onto the moving train and was run over instead. Both of my legs are now gone above the knee, forever like. Since then, I've worked extremely hard and have become quite the little disabled ski racer, if I do say so myself. I got accepted onto the Paralympic National Ski Team, snagged the gold in the Kimberly, Canada Continental Cup this January, etc. New season is beginning, and I need financial sponsorship more than anything.

Ski racing is expensive, and it's even worse when you don't have any legs. That makes it even MORE asspensive.

Wanna help me out big time? Share this link on Facebook, or even donate yourself if you can. Any little thing is appreciated.

(There are links to some of my YouTube videos here, NG is being a dickbutt and not letting me embed.)

Latest Audio Submissions

Throbbing Gristle Industrial Song
Rusty Spoons Industrial Song
Number (pre vocal) Industrial Song
The Cupboard Industrial Song

Recent Game Medals

Bloodshot 100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping. Medal Stats.
Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Medal Stats.
Moar Candy! 10 Points Steal a total of 20k candies. Medal Stats.
Candy Apocalypse 50 Points Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode. Medal Stats.
Ambush Mayhem 50 Points Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2. Medal Stats.
Punk Buster 25 Points Kill 50 bullies. Medal Stats.
Monstrous Perfection 50 Points Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2. Medal Stats.
Mutation In Bulk 10 Points Equip 3 perks at once. Medal Stats.
Man's Best Friend 50 Points Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1. Medal Stats.
Extreme Extremity 10 Points Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 179 (From 43 different games.)