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Worlds Greatest Manwhore 2 Worlds Greatest Manwhore 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Still nothing like the brochure, though...

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The Crawler The Crawler

Rated 5 / 5 stars

As a female double-above-knee amputee who frequently uses a skateboard, I hereby approve. :) Love it.

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Pleasure Island 2 Pleasure Island 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Showed this to my Australian boyfriend. He said, "What the fuck are you making me watch Anna? I don't get this Newgrounds website." A+.

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Recent Game Reviews

Coil Coil

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I loved it. I guess you have to be a fan of these kinds of games to appreciate it, but my parents raised me on Myst and Riven. :) This was amazing! I just wish it were longer.

The Undead Survival Test The Undead Survival Test

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I liked it. It was a good, multi-faceted test of zombie apocalypse preparedness. The only flaw is that I got and F overall, which is a problem, because the only reason I'm even alive to PLAY this game is because I already SURVIVED a zombie attack...

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Undead End Hardcore Undead End Hardcore

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very nice!

Struck me as like a TPS version of Doom Classic. I liked it!

Recent Audio Reviews

obese obese

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Actually quite liked this. I'm inclined to believe it was a fluke, however, most of your stuff just annoys me. But you managed to catch the one Skinny Puppy/ Throbbing Gristle/ Nine Inch Nails fan who'll give you a thumbs up.

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Once Was Never Enough For You Once Was Never Enough For You

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Seven, because...

...The autotune was frustrating. I dont think you needed it. Other than that, I really enjoyed the piece!

The Space in Between The Space in Between

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


I just... meh. Trent Reznor is my favorite human, so I guess I just wasn't all that impressed. The songs fit together in a very technical sense, but Spaces in Between has NOTHING to do with Zero Sum. Zero Sum is a final message, one last shaft of light through the dark, and Spaces In Between is about trying to fill a void in your life with something that only widens it. You're a good reactive artist, I just get the feeling that you lack the deep understanding of Trent's music required to play off of his creations. And the fact that, around the 5 minute mark, you just played Zero Sum... I'm sorry. I just don't like it.

Recent Art Reviews

Shiny Shiny

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing, but I feel like I want... some discipline in here.

That warm feeling That warm feeling

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Impressive, creative, disturbing

Your watercolor work reminds me very much of Marilyn Manson's paintings. Before you gag, you should look at some of his work. You may find some common ground.

Johannek responds:

Actually he was the one who inspired me to start painting, after i saw his works. I loved his style so i guess it started to look alot like his paintings, haha.
Thank you, im glad you like it!!

Dwarf Handyman Dwarf Handyman

Rated 5 / 5 stars


...But where'd you get the photo reference of my mom?

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